1 tequila, 2 tequila, 15 tequila, FLOOOR

So as you probably already saw i got fucked up the other night more so than ever.

It seems like i get the most drunk at sarahs : ) Thats why i love her...among other reasons.

So how did i come to be in the sad state that i was heres the lowdown.

- 4 shots of grey goose

then a 10 minute break to go and get someone

- a corona with lime and salt

- a king cobra

- 2 jager bombs

- another shot of grey goose

- a shotgunned tecate

Then the grand finale before we left for the mental hospital

- 15 shots of jose cuervo in 10 minutes (suck on that ulysees lol)

SO IN CONCLUSION YOU CAN'T HANG LIKE ME SO DON'T EVEN TRY